Congratulations! Funny stuff. Reminds me of my wedding. I could have used an Everio at my wedding.
— Joe, New Jersey

Beautiful reception! Who's that cute guy dancing? Do you have his phone number?
— "Always the Bride's Maid", Kentucky

The Bride was one HOT TOMATO! Chimichanga!
— Vito, New Jersey

Good luck. Might want to hold off on the babies for now.
— Mom, Morgantown, WV

Thanks. Looking forward to "Honeymoon in Hell"
— T.J. in Tucson

Dude, I'm gonna need a copy of that.
— Steve, Monroe, NY

I have the groom's pants if he needs them.
— Candi, Las Vegas, NV

Who's the guy in the red sweater vest? He seems Canadian.
— Brad, Nova Scotia

Has anyone seen a medium-sized child?
— Helen, Orange, MA

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
— Dad, Morgantown, WV

May you lead long lives in love.
— Tony, Brooklyn, NY